viernes, 1 de febrero de 2008

Gato cegato busca perro guía


Martina tenía un gato que se llamaba Luca y tenía cataratas. Buscó un perro guía. El perro se llamaba Spaguetti. Spaguetti y Luca propusieron hacer un trato con la mosca y el ratón. Spaguetti y Luca les daban la comida para que no tocaran nada de la tienda y del almacén. Al final Spaguetti se hizo de la familia.
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